Just an overshare: This is something new I’m starting where I overshare a little something about myself or something I’m going through. Hopefully, I won’t do this often but once in a while something will go through my mind and it wasn’t until recently I realized that I don’t need to be suffering the madness of my thoughts alone. That’s what a blog is for. That said … my mind’s been in the gutter lately. I can find a hidden perverted meaning in the most “seemingly innocent” things people say. To the point where while I know it’s me who’s the issue, it’s beginning to blow my mind how people don’t hear the things they say.
That said, my sister’s friend got a new kitten. She asked my sister for advice on how to clean the litter box and my sister in turn asked me. After I explained to her how to clean the litter box, my sister told me that it was her friend who wanted to know how it’s done (mind you, my sister and I both have a cat (the same one), I was at work at the time my sister texted me and she was home. I thought my sister was trying to be helpful but turns out she really was just asking for a friend, and I still wound up cleaning out the litter box when I got home). When my sister tells me the part about her friend getting a cat, I’m thinking to myself, why haven’t I seen this alleged new kitten yet? Who talks about just getting a kitten but doesn’t send pictures? So I start to type “*heart eyes emoji, heart eyes emoji, heart eyes emoji*, ask your friend to send pics of her new kitty.” A wave of pervy-ness washed over me. First off, I’m twelve years older than my sister. Not only did what I type sound super pervy in my already perverted mind, but the age gap made me feel like a creep. I erased the message and this was what I sent instead.
“Who’s Fed? Also, ask them to send a picture of their adorable new kitten pet, *heart eyes emoji*”
The heart eyes emoji was only there to soften the weirdness of how kitten pet sounded, and I think it worked. That or my sister just already thinks I’m hella weird. Fed was also a typo. The cat’s name is Fog and I think the owner was trying to be cute saying, Fog said thank you.
Not to be a hypocrite, I mentioned my cat so here’s a pic of my lovely kitty
But getting back on track with time management, I don’t really have much else to add. All I can say is I wish you the best and I hope you found it useful. Merry Christmas if you celebrate but if you don’t, still wishing you a HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!